I have none of the above, aside from the cute valentines my mom and Emily sent me. I found the rush for chocolate, cards, and flowers at Union Station yesterday on my way home from work rather hilarious yesterday. Godiva and Neuhaus both had a line.
If you're still looking, here are some cute Valentine-worthy Etsy finds...
A heart pretty from Mrs. Gibson's Atelier
A heart soap from Fairybubbles
A silver heart ring from Landfs Design
Some little Cupid paper ephemera from juliecollings
Happy Valentine's Day!